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bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth


q2k:

q2k:

There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.

Nature is a wonder.

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I was being 100% serious.


poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much


artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.


broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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alilnugget:

this is one of the best things i’ve seen on tumblr :)


"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."  -

The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via statexalchemist)

I said this to one of the girls at makeup college when she was complaining about them always being different and she looked at me as if I had changed her life

(via meetyourinnerstrength)


agrabahprincess:

"Comedy is acting out optimism."
- Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)

RIP Robin Williams, thanks for the laughs and comfort when I really needed it. Your amazing legacy in film and comedy will live on forever as long as people can laugh. My heart, thoughts and prayers go out to the Williams family and anyone else who needs a little support.


kingkaiser:

When we are put to the test it is the one thing we must always be

kingkaiser:

When we are put to the test it is the one thing we must always be


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