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2bad:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

OH MY GOD


ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST


rabidauthor:

trashy-prince:

2srooky:

shanellbklyn:

x-cunt-hunter-x:

kxngvxgitx:

cold-fury:

One of the best moments of my childhood.

BITCH

ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

yesss this was such a good book and film

And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning


vinebox:

shouldnt:

OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

Narrating peoples lives, gone wrong


flagdemoness:


"…Big summer blowout."Oaken from Frozen

OH
MY
GOD

flagdemoness:

"…Big summer blowout."

Oaken from Frozen

OH

MY

GOD


fitnessfoodfaith:

find what makes you happy


queenhunterrr:

fit-ish:

And for you core builders out there..Greatist’s 47 Crazy Fun Plank Variations for a Killer Core (I’m kind of obsessed with this healthy lifestyle resource. They’re all types of fabulous. Check out all of their articles and get crazy inspired to start living your Greatist life now!)  










These things SUCKMy trainer has me do these on the smallest medicine ball we have and I can’t keep my balance at alllllll

queenhunterrr:

fit-ish:

And for you core builders out there..Greatist’s 47 Crazy Fun Plank Variations for a Killer Core (I’m kind of obsessed with this healthy lifestyle resource. They’re all types of fabulous. Check out all of their articles and get crazy inspired to start living your Greatist life now!)  

These things SUCK

My trainer has me do these on the smallest medicine ball we have and I can’t keep my balance at alllllll


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owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

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sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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